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How to make money How to make money

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Yeesh. Nohing about this animation deserves any bit of recognition. You blatantly stole an art style from Cyanide & Happiness (not a 'parody', makes no attempt to stand out as such), there was no punchline or funny joke, and it all just seems like a project for you to stand out as an edgy person. I would've given SOME credit if any part of this was original, but it's stupid copy and paste with no significant purpose. Find a new hobby.


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Pancakes Pancakes

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Wha... What? WHAT?
funny.



Rejected Smurfs Rejected Smurfs

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nice concept and all, but the art, animation, and sound quality could be improved greatly.


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Recent Game Reviews


Constellation Machine Constellation Machine

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It just feels like console commands without the game. Nice try though.



From Sprout to Splendor From Sprout to Splendor

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I'm gonna be honest, that was kind of boring. This is covered by the fact that this game has beautiful visuals and music. Good job on that part.


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Recent Audio Reviews


ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I remember when I first heard this song on my Xbox 360 in the Impossible Game. I could never finish it, but I really wanted to since my ears were melting (that's a good thing.) I'm kind of upset that Paragon has vanished on everything (including soundcloud, facebook, youtube). Even the official Paragon website is down. Hope you come back man.


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I LIKE YOUR HAT I LIKE YOUR HAT

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Whaaaa...
Cyanide & Happiness' theme song was created by DAN PALADIN? I'm sorry, I need a minute. (Great song by the way)


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